Prepare for a (DARK) random and (KNIGHT) totally useless entry

Okay, so I really really REALLY hate it when people include (DARK KNIGHT) me and talk to me and pay attention to me because they pity me.

That is exactly what Thaddeus (JOKER) is doing right now and I can't stand it.



Anyway...



I am still on a Dark Knight High. So excuse me (BATMAN) if I randomly throw out random words. It's like typing (CHRISTIAN BALE IS A HOTTY BEAST!!) hiccups.



Tonight for our Urinetown (WHY SO SERIOUS?) performance, the audience was pretty much DEAD AS A DOORNAIL!! They didn't laugh at ANY of the jokes, and they didn't even applaud after "don't be the bunny," which is my favorite (I BELIEVE IN HARVEY DENT!) song of the show!!



Oh, (HEATH LEDGER!) and by the way. The talking frog's (DARK KNIGHT!) name is now changed to Mr. Bendy Flex.

And since I'm bored at this moment, I'll tell you why.

So today before the show, I was standing in a hallway with (BATMAN!) the former Talking Frog, and just out of habit, I reached down (GOTHEM) and tried to touch my toes without bending my knees. I am not (BATMAN IS AMAZING!) flexible at all, so of course I can't reach them. The former Talking Frog leans over to me and says, "Hey, I can do that!" and then (BATMOBILE!) he reaches down and touches his toes effortlessly. I try and try, but I just can't (I LOVE CHRISTIAN BALE!) do it. Then, being the silly show-off he is, he says to me, (YOU WANNA KNOW HOW I GOT THESE SCARS?!) "I can put my ankle behind my head!"

I reply sarcastically, "Well, good for you Mr..... Mr.... BENDY FLEX!!"

And ever since then, that (WHAT AN AMAZING MOVIE!) has been his name.



And so concludes (BATMAN THE DARK KNIGHT IS THE GREATEST MOVIE I HAVE EVER SEEN!!) another totally useless entry.



Oh, and I almost forgot... you gotta have some (BATMAN!) batman, right?